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The virgin level 1 vtuber:
>plays game
>doesn't acknowledge chat
>doesn't read dialogue aloud
>doesn't commentate
>recommendation: fuck off and play your game by yourself
The virgin level 2 vtuber:
>runs stream primarily to flirt with chat
>plays game while chatting
>doesn't pay much attention to the game
>isn't very good at it
>doesn't read dialogue aloud, or reads it occasionally but very flatly
>doesn't commentate
>recommendation: fuck off to onlyfans
The virgin level 3 vtuber:
>pays some attention to the game
>reading dialogue aloud and giving the occasional surface-level emotional reaction is the full extent of their commentary
>nothing interesting to say
>acknowledges chat whenever someone pings, donates, etc
>recommendation: fuck off to multiplayer
The virgin level 4 vtuber:
>acknowledges chat and sucks up to them
>immersed in the game
>reads dialogue in fleshed-out character voices
>commentates from the player character's perspective
>only discusses the logistics of being in the game scenario as if they were there in real life, nothing else
>therefore still nothing interesting to say
>"loves" the game no matter how bad it is
>recommendation: fuck off to dungeons and dragons
The chad level 5 vtuber:
>acknowledges chat and interacts with them as peers, doesn't suck up to them
>balanced between immersion and critique
>does character voices but never goes over the top
>roleplays not only their own character but to some extent every other character as well, occasionally giving them short funny joke extra dialogue reflecting the vtuber's own critical thoughts on the writing
>gives gut reactions but also thoughtful commentary analyzing the game design choices and narrative themes
>likes the game and shows appreciation for it but isn't afraid to criticize it either
>the unsophisticated retards among their viewers think they talk too much about the game and wish they would shut up and just play it
>recommendation: more please
I refuse to watch anyone level 3 or below. Level 4 is iffy.