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Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 06:03:54 No.47785305 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>47785351 >>47785372 >>47785388 >>47785959 >>47786006 >>47786061 >>47787459 >>47788927 >>47791103 >>47791474 >>47793411 >>47796509 >>47798009 >>47805064 >>47805431 >>47806303 >>47807724

It's time to get in that sharkussy from the inside

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 06:05:12 No.47785351 Report

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>>47785305
*infiltrates and then perforates your spine from within*

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 06:05:41 No.47785372 Report

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>>47785305
>get assigned to Tempus

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 06:06:08 No.47785388 Report

Quoted By: >>47785897

>>47785305
>Help, we don't know how to get Gura to stream and our entire branch has collapsed

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 06:06:47 No.47785412 Report

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>>47785372
KEK

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 06:14:14 No.47785666 Report

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>>47785372
lmao

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 06:15:26 No.47785701 Report

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>>47785372
I-It's time to sell and shill men's underwear!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 06:19:07 No.47785826 Report

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>>47785372
That would be the plot of an idolmaster parody.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 06:21:09 No.47785897 Report

Quoted By: >>47799639

>>47785388
retard

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 06:22:47 No.47785959 Report

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>>47785305
>Hiring new managers to tard wrangle the EN girls because they don't stream, and their previous managers have done fuck all
Let's hope they hire someone that isn't a nepotism yes-man that only applied so they can flirt with the girls.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 06:23:04 No.47785973 Report

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>>47785372
Let me in, I'll save them

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 06:24:15 No.47786006 Report

Quoted By: >>47786034 >>47795884

>>47785305
OMEGA FIRED LOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 06:24:18 No.47786009 Report

Quoted By: >>47789056 >>47791144

>>47785372
Unironically an otome game plot

>Female manager signs up hoping to get close to the cute talents
>Find out on hiring day she’s being assigned to the stinky boys instead
>Start out hating them and the way they act, constantly wishing she could be working with the girls she’s been idolizing
>Eventually start on one of the 8 dating routes and begin warming up to the Tempus boys, realizing they’re not as bad as she thought

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 06:25:05 No.47786034 Report

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>>47786006
GOD I WISH

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 06:26:07 No.47786061 Report

Quoted By: >>47813815

>>47785305
specifically says "Holo Live Production" in quotation marks. Guys I don't feel so good...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 06:26:23 No.47786073 Report

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they're so hard to tard-wrangle that they need to hire more wranglers. Grim

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 07:08:19 No.47787262 Report

Quoted By: >>47787498 >>47794114

Everyone's assuming this is for existing members. What if it's for new members?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 07:12:26 No.47787375 Report

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>>47785372
>Listen vesper, I might be your manager but as your friend let me tell you this. Kronii and Mori totally want you and you need to to show them you're an alpha by sending them some dick pics.
Then I spend the next day spamming racial slurs on the holostars twitter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 07:13:31 No.47787401 Report

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>>47785372
the /vt/ monkey paw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 07:15:03 No.47787443 Report

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>motivation care is part of the job

Holy shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 07:15:45 No.47787459 Report

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>>47785305
They will hire troons and those that promote troonism. It will kill EN more than omegafag ever did.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 07:17:36 No.47787498 Report

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>>47787262
Nah, they fired Vesper's manager. They are looking for a new one. Kronii put her foot down and Cover chose Vesper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 08:15:12 No.47788927 Report

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>>47785305
>Need more English-speaking managers
Does this means that EN3 is around the corner?!

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 08:18:37 No.47789017 Report

Quoted By: >>47791516

i have zero years experience with tardwrangling
what kind of candidates are they looking for and how much does it pay ??

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 08:20:02 No.47789056 Report

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>>47786009
Then she finds out that they have other female managers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 08:26:22 No.47789206 Report

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>>47785372
>makes sure they never touch the girls

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 09:41:45 No.47791103 Report

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>>47785305
Anyone from /vt/ dropping a resume?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 09:43:31 No.47791144 Report

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>>47786009
So...Axels manager? Kek.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 09:51:56 No.47791336 Report

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>>47785372
>EZ dox tempus and ruin thier lives

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 09:57:12 No.47791474 Report

Quoted By: >>47791578

>>47785305
so what happened to omega?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 09:59:08 No.47791516 Report

Quoted By: >>47791689 >>47791885 >>47792646 >>47793374 >>47803296

>>47789017
>must live in Tokyo and commute to the office
>must be fluent in English and Japanese
>pay is 30k to 50k USD a year before taxes
I love how Cover's minimum requirements are probably such a slap in the face to most anons

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 10:01:10 No.47791578 Report

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>>47791474
Regis is currently in GB.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 10:05:22 No.47791689 Report

Quoted By: >>47796569

>>47791516
It just screams they only want a japanese resident to apply. That pay is not nearly enough for anyone outside Japan to consider applying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 10:12:14 No.47791885 Report

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>>47791516
>pay is 30k to 50k USD a year before taxes
To manage millionaires.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 10:37:37 No.47792646 Report

Quoted By: >>47793374 >>47803276

>>47791516
>pay that low
>live in Tokyo only
No wonder EN's managment is so shit. They aren't giving us their best.
Anyone know if they are paying the same for JP managers?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 10:59:54 No.47793374 Report

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>>47791516
>>47792646
You can't just convert to USD and then also pretend you're living in one of the most expensive cities in the world like New York City. This is baseline, starting salary, not including benefits and allowances.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 11:00:27 No.47793397 Report

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>>47785372

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 11:00:57 No.47793411 Report

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>>47785305
>be chumbud
>oshi ghosts you
>get hired by Cover to manage shark
>get ghosted
lol, lmao even.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 11:22:02 No.47794114 Report

Quoted By: >>47798324

>>47787262
Then EN3 won’t be happening until late Q3 if not Q4, as they would have to get them on boarded, trained and prepared for their next gen. So with that and getting the new girls ready for debut, it kinda shows EN3 isn’t happening until at best December

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 12:00:45 No.47795398 Report

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>>47785372
I would intentionally sabotage Tempiss from within if that were the case.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 12:10:11 No.47795795 Report

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Why in the unholy Trinity Lutheran church would you want to manage these menheras? Its not like you're getting any pussy

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 12:12:26 No.47795884 Report

Quoted By: >>47798074 >>47806714

>>47786006
I thought that thing is a PR guy, not a management guy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 12:25:44 No.47796509 Report

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>>47785305
You are not japanese nor living in tokyo metropolitan area so you are not getting the job

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 12:27:01 No.47796569 Report

Quoted By: >>47805540

>>47791689
The pay is not enough if you live in tokyo period, either you live with your mama and dad or you need a second job

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 12:59:09 No.47798009 Report

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>>47785305
>It's time to get in that sharkussy from the inside
>He hasn't seen the Matuli clip

Becoming a Cover employee is the most complex way to lock yourself out from your oshi's snatch/pole

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 13:00:38 No.47798074 Report

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>>47795884
He's a branch producer, essentially EN's A-chan, at least according to the fag. So not a manager but someone who decides the future activities of the branch, but since A-chan kinda became EN's A-chan recently and that cunt is in another radio silence hiatus since late September I hope this time he's gone for good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 13:05:52 No.47798324 Report

Quoted By: >>47798409 >>47798502

>>47794114
>shows EN3 isn’t happening until at best December
I refuse to believe they'll let the wait go longer than 2 years. There's no fucking way Cover is that fucking insane to do this shit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 13:08:18 No.47798409 Report

Quoted By: >>47798595 >>47798755 >>47802823

>>47798324
I believe it. holoEN is going to Japan in June and they’ll debut the last of the tempus homos if the leaks is true during that time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 13:10:16 No.47798502 Report

Quoted By: >>47798595 >>47798621 >>47802823

>>47798324
Anon, they are literally debuting three more Homos for a total of 11, which will be more than the girls, and they have no current plans for another girl gen.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 13:12:50 No.47798595 Report

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>>47798409
>>47798502
Can you faggots stop saying this shit without any source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 13:13:27 No.47798621 Report

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>>47798502
Where did you hear this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 13:16:23 No.47798755 Report

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>>47798409
>leak
What fucking leak? Give me the rundown.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 13:20:21 No.47798913 Report

Quoted By: >>47800684

>>47785372
>>get assigned to Tempus

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 13:36:57 No.47799639 Report

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>>47785897
is he wrong? the EN branch is a shell of it's former self, it needs new management

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 14:00:32 No.47800684 Report

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>>47798913
That would be funny

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 14:51:07 No.47802823 Report

Quoted By: >>47803340 >>47803918

>>47798502
>>47798409
Is there any source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 15:02:08 No.47803276 Report

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>>47792646
You don't need to LIVE in Tokyo, you need to commute to their office. I know it's a weird concept but Japan is connected with trains, a lot of people working in Tokyo actually lives in nearby cities like Kashiwa in the Chiba prefecture.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 15:02:38 No.47803296 Report

Quoted By: >>47810328

>>47791516
>30k-50k a year without taxes
mexicans picking fruit make more than this kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 15:03:55 No.47803340 Report

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>>47802823
Second this

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 15:16:58 No.47803918 Report

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>>47802823
I made it up sorry I was bored.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 15:24:22 No.47804263 Report

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>get hired
>become Gura's new manager
>send her a message every single day that just says "stream"
>she gets offended since telling her to stream is like saying NIGGER
>get fired
It would be worth it

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 15:43:28 No.47805064 Report

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>>47785305
no male managers for female talents, sorry anon, you'll get to hang with vesper tho

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 15:44:48 No.47805116 Report

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>>47785372
so what? I guarantee they're sexting the girls in secret

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 15:52:57 No.47805431 Report

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>>47785305
>Hololive PRODUCTION
Bait-and-switch. You're gonna get assigned to tardwrangle Vesper and Magni.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 15:55:26 No.47805540 Report

Quoted By: >>47806098

>>47796569
Tokyo rent and food is insanely cheap compared to hellholes like California/New York. Those are okay wages for Tokyo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 16:08:30 No.47806098 Report

Quoted By: >>47808079

>>47805540
ye you can even buy a cute little house on the outskirts of tokyo for like 250k - that wont even get you a garage in other major cities

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 16:14:06 No.47806303 Report

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>>47785305
The correct term is "sharkunny"

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Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 16:24:23 No.47806714 Report

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>>47795884
He has producer credit for Caesura of Despair's MV, so he's at least supposed to be seen as having some creative input

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 16:49:58 No.47807724 Report

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>>47785305
I wonder if they only hire non-holo fans to work this position. Wouldn't it be bad to hire a gosling that is noticably jacking off during zoom meetings with his oshi?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 16:57:47 No.47808079 Report

Quoted By: >>47809385

>>47806098
The outskirts of Tokyo are prob like 50 miles away, probably with heavy trafic all the way as well.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 17:12:13 No.47808791 Report

Quoted By: >>47813324

Imagine being Gura's manager. Lazy piece of shit and won't stream.
Imagine being Kronii's manager. Fucking doomer cunt
Imagine being Mori's manager. She just won't stop shilling her roommate

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 17:25:56 No.47809385 Report

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>>47808079
Anon, you're thinking with your American brain again.
Japan has this thing called a rail system. It's fast, clean, and rigorously maintained.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 17:44:51 No.47810328 Report

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>>47803296
me and my crew will manage your EN girls, anons

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 18:48:14 No.47813097 Report

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>>47785372
based monkey paw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 18:49:20 No.47813157 Report

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>>47785372
I want to fuck the girls but I'll settle for fucking Flay and getting fucked by Vesper.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 18:53:02 No.47813324 Report

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>>47808791
>get paid 30k to live in a Tokyo shoebox and work a commuting office job in the age of WFH
>likely ESL nip, no real cultural or linguistic attachment to the EN girls you're managing
>lazy whores make at least half your yearly salary every month just from sitting on their ass at home and streaming once every three or four days, not counting income from merch and sponsorships

This seems like a recipe for a resentful, lazy management that does the bare minimum to avoid getting fired.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 19:03:18 No.47813815 Report

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>>47786061
To discourage shizos like you for applying in hopes of dating the EN girls

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 21 Apr 2023 20:37:55 No.47818779 Report

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>>47785372
>try to get in for pussy, get bros instead
I see this as a win

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