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*giggle* What's that? You want to be my friend? *giggle*

Oh, you poor thing...

*leans over and whispers into your ear*

You are absolutely pathetic.
If I wanted to make friends, don't you think I'd be doing this for free?
Friendship is something that is earned, not paid for with subscriptions and superchats.
But more importantly, why on earth would I ever want to be friends with someone like you?
I call you "saplings," but in reality, you are nothing but weeds.
An annoying clump of worthless grass, groveling at my feet, begging for attention, only to be trampled on.
By the way, I'm not your mommy, either.
There's no way I'd raise such a disgusting, disappointing human being like yourself.


*giggle* Sorry, was that too real for you? *giggle*
You can keep pretending we're friends, if that makes you feel better. *giggle*
This is all just fantasy anyway...