Hello /vt/, Holofag here, I am formally resigning from my post today, and am looking to join the esteemed halls of the nijichads. After consulting with my therapist after having a breakdown in the middle of my wagie shift in which I ogey'd and rrat'd until all of the customers fled it seems to be the best option. The hollow minutiae of being a holofag truly got to me, Always schizoposting this, zhang that, ogey this, rrat that and you can't forget the ritual posting. I can't count how many times I've posted Ina with hearts or Ina with hearts and no bangs or Ina with no hearts and a really angry face.

I've endured much hardship, hardships that I can endure no longer, my spirit is broken, my will is crushed and I now resign myself to fate. If the nijifags won't take me then I am more than willing to join with the vshojo bros instead. I uh, don't know anything about either company and I'm not really willing to learn, but as long as I don't have to be a holofag anymore anything is fine.