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Be me, 26 yeahs old
Wake up, get out of Tawm Brady jersey
Get ready to Do My Job
Put on Brady jersey
Head to the Dunkin next to my apahtment
One down the road sucks
Oardah is wrong, whatevah, Tawm says coffee is poison anyway
Spike the cup and yell Go Pats
Use my Chahlie cahd to get on the T
See a black man in the front cah
Heckle, whole train applauds
Shout Ortiz 3:16 "This is our fucking city"
Get to Southie, head into Dunks
Time to get to work, staht setting up Gronk cahdboard cut-outs
Just me, my co-workah and 12 Gronk cut-outs
Most beautiful girl in Boston walks in. Sawlid 3/10.
She's wearing an 81 jersey and some strained yoga pants
Try to be smooth, "Nice Hernandez jersey. Wanna get a cawfee sometime?"
She says no. Left hanging again.
Fucking Pink Hats
Get off work, take the T home
Stawp into bah for a drink or twelve
Fahking bahtendah cut me off aftah six beeahs and few shawts
Whatevah, nawt even buzzed. Irish blood
Get to apahtment, check messages.
Ma says two of my cousins were crushed by an overpass from the Big Dig.
Less than usual, a good day
Get out of Tawm Brady jersey, put on hoodie jammies
Check undah bed for Bernahd Pollahd
What the fuck, he's there.
Run out of house, see black guy I heckled earliah.
Has friends with him. Including Pollahd.
Too outnumbahd, get the shit beat out of me
Cawps show up and ask how it all went down
Tell them it was....
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