>>51278975The woodpecker bird likes pecking wood
The bluebird's a bird that sings pretty good
Sparrows are a bird that are pretty cool ay
But Deadbeats are faggots that drink bin juice all day
A crow is a bird with a heaps mad squawk
A cockatoo's a bird with a sick mohawk
Chicken is a bird that tastes good and lays eggs
And Deadbeats are bin juice drinking dregs
A goose is a bird that's chilled like a duck
And Deadbeats are picnic wrecking fucks
Doves are birds that represent purity
Deadbeats wreck picnics and disrupt the community
Penguins are birds that fall in love and mate for life
But Deadbeats love nothing cause they're dead inside
Swan is a bird that's graceful and that
And Deadbeats aren't birds they're feathered bin rats
It's the Deadbeat
Bin juice drinking gronks
Yeah the Deadbeat
Their mouths are gross and long
It's the Deadbeat
Picnic wrecking jerks
Yeah the Deadbeat
They're the worst birds
The condor is an awesome bird of prey
A hawk's a bird that's a cool bird ay
The eagle bird soars through the sky as it hunts
But Deadbeats are bin juice drinking cunts
The albatross bird lives to sixty maybe older
A parrot is a bird living on a pirate's shoulder
Parrots say cool shit like "Polly want a cracker?"
But Deadbeats just fucking come up and harrass ya
A lorikeet's a bird with a colourful jacket
Deadbeats can fuck off back to their home planet
A seagull's a bird that scabs hot chips
And there's only one faggot that's scabbier than this
It's the Deadbeats
They're picnic wrecking irrits
It's the Deadbeats
I hope they don't come near us
Yeah the Deadbeats
They're bin juice drinking jerks
It's the Deadbeats
They're the fucken shittest birds
The Deadbeat is a picnic wrecking burden on humanity
A dumpster diving bin chicken disrupting the community
Annoying the general public at every opportunity
Disgrace to feathered creatures bringing shame on the bird family
If there are any Deadbeats watching this, firstly
There's no bin juice here so you can fuck off
Secondly get a job and fucken do something with your life
Sort it out you're on the road to nowhere
Go migrate to that garbage island floating in the middle of the
Pacific ocean or some shit I don't know
I'm not your dad I can't tell you how to live your life
Just stop wrecking everyone's picnics fuck
It's the Deadbeats
Bin juice drinking cunt
It's the Deadbeats
That's ruining your lunch
Yeah the Deadbeats
Picnic wrecking jerks
It's the Deadbeats
What a fucking cunt of a bird
If I was a Deadbeat I'd go kill myself