>>51955546>>51955955oh no, we're going to need some grease to rescue this unfortunate animal
all I have are these groceries, maybe this stick of butter will do?
oh no the butter would ruin her skirt! let's take that off, ok now the butter will help
gosh it's melting everywhere and my hands are all greasy and slipping as I push to try and unstuck this poor deer
whoops I slipped and fell on her, now my clothes are all covered in butter too
oh no the deer smelled the butter and is trying to lick it off, this was a bad idea : ( now I'm covered in butter and deer saliva
can deer eat butter?
oof maybe if I grab one leg and pull/twist
there she's free! nononono don't run into traffic!
screeeeech blam!
oh no oh fuck the truck driver flew out of the window and got stuck in the fence! the deer is now stuck in the truck grill!
I better run before I have to tell the cops why both me, this unconscious truck driver, and this dead deer are covered in butter by the side of the road : ( uuuuuuu
