>Be me, a nice 90 year old Japanese Ojii-san
>go to the train station to make a trip visit my great great grandchildren.
>See a young blue hair child, looking lost and speaking broken Japanese and an Indonesian, a langue you remember during your time fighting for the Empire of the Rising Sun during glorious WW2.
>You approach this small child, asking if she is lost in broken English, hoping she can understand you,
>She reacts positively, and you offer her to come with you and find a police box and maybe give her some candy to help her calm down.
>Suddenly, a 5 foot 7 inch white amazonian walks up to.
>In a thunderingly deep voice says "THE FUCK MUH DAWG, THAT'S MY DAUGHTER. BACK THE FUCK UP OR YOU'LL END UP KILT.
>Suddenly, you have flashbacks to your time in Okinawa as Americans were storming the beaches
>You begin to back up crying as your PTSD kicks in.
>You see the train arriving and you run in.
>The minor kaiju of a white woman turns around and begins shouting in English.
>You run into the train, but the natural disaster, that is this white she devil begins running at you like is The Flash.
>She pryes open the train door with strength that can only be described as unnatural.
>She walks up to you, breaking through the roof of the train cars designed for Japanese people and towers over.
>She says "Gomenasorry my nig, I had naruhodn't idea that you were trying to help her find me.
>You just nod as tears go down your face and your life flashes before you eyes.
>She gives a bow and leaves
>All this causes the train to be late
