>Take my meds, smoke a fucking fat one
>Leave a note apologizing for the filth, with instructions on how to fire up the AVR/projector/SNES-Mini-with-full-US-JP-EU-libraries/N64/GameCube/Xbox-with-Game-Pass/PC-Login/Switch/etc. and a number for good pizza with pepeloni and $40 USD
>doog wakes up confused as fuck on my couch
>Call Okayu and tell her to come over because I want to fall asleep listening to her voice before this ends
>Figure out OBS and Live2D
>Start an English only Mario Kart 8 endurance stream
>200cc
>Play as Isabelle
>Pick GLA+GLA Tires
>"I am Mercedes-Benz, happy now?"
>People expect "ha-ha funny dog can't drive"
>Keep the easy-mode antenna on so they suspect nothing
>Turn on tilt controls for added tilt
>Wreck everyone's shit
>Continuously
>For like 8 hours
>"GO TO SLEP KORONE IT'S NOT HEALTHY"
>"How about you go to fuck yourself? Hahahahahahaha! Happy dog!"
>Change image of listener-san to an "0 GSP" screenshot
>End stream
>Add myself as friend, call "myself", start Smash
>Tell Doog to join
>Guerilla Smash stream begins
>2v2 lobby
>Play as Isabelle
>Wreck everyone's shit
That would be the sensible, enjoyable thing to do. Real talk, I'd swap with Marine just to see...
