>>53628270Hippos literally die from too much sunlight anon, and they live in Africa. Also from too little water because they can't crawl back from muddy water, also from too much water because they are too draggy for fast currents, also from Hyenas because they are strong enough to bite them off & Hippos' short legs can't really attack anything behind them, also Hyenas hunt at night & Hippos have to eat at night because again, the sun kills them, also they can't eat any aquatic plants despite being semi-aquatic.
They are literally the worst-designed animals on the planet. Even Sloths are better, at least they are vulnerable when they poop once every few weeks, not when they eat every day.
>But the Columbian.They already dying from tropical forest parasites.
