>>5389400I saw it, the fucking FBI joke ...
When you said FBI open up, I cried out in laughter. Now, 2 hours later, I still lie on the floor laughing. The intense levels of humor this joke has in it makes me cringe in laughter. I have traveled to dozens of countries, spoken with tens of thousands of people, heard unfathomably many jokes, jokes that your mind cannot even comprehend. I have even managed to sit through thousands of YLYL compilations' without letting out even a meager snort. But you, you sir. You have achieved peak comedy. Nothing will top this. Nothing will ever top this. Humanity shall take to the skies, and spread among the stars, our sun, Sol, will turn into a red giant, and we will even one day transcend this very plane of existence. The universe will physically tear itself apart, and slowly die, as all the stars in the once-bright sky grow dimmer and dimmer, until they are finally extinguished, or collapse into black holes. And even then, those black holes will one day, trillions upon trillions of years into the future, collapse in on themselves. And as humanity reaches its proverbial winter, the metaphorical dusk of civilization, the human race, or whatever it has transformed into, will wither away and die. And in its final moments, we shall remember this joke, for nothing shall ever surpass this. This is comedy at its finest, and there is nothing better. Whereas a comedian may only draw a light little laxative leak, this joke - no, this absolute genius parable, Einsteinian both in meaning and in execution, releases the dam. It is not a mere snort that escapes my nose, or a spittle of shit that exits the rectum, it is, by all accounts, a flood, a flood of piss and of shit and of cum, the likes of which has never been seen before on this earth, and the light exhale of the nose has transformed into a gale force wind, and with my mouth unable to stop laughing, I cannot breathe, I am suffering from asphyxiation, I am dying from the lack of air, I have died. But the magnitude of your joke made it all worth it.
