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Quick rundown on them
>Yagoo bows to the Abyssgards
>In contact with Yopi
>Rumored to posess Twin Telepathy
>Control Advent with a fluffy paw
>Own Doghouses and Gachikoi all over the world
>Direct decendants of the first beloved pup, Korone
>Will bankroll the first VN of HoloEN (FuwaMoco will be the first route)
>In process of Terriforming JP Nikki for their own personal fanbase
>Own basically every Gweh research facility on Earth
>First designer babies will be FuwaMoco babies
>Both sisters are said to have less than 100 IQ
>Ancient Indian scriptures spoke of two cute dogs who will decend upon the Earth and will bring an era of JP culture and unprecidented cute noises with them
>These are the Abyssgard twins
>They own cuteness Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Abyssgard cuteness affecting you right now
>FuwaMoco are in regular communication with the Angel Kanata, forwording the word of EN to the JP Nikki
>Discovered the ark of the Seiso-ness
>They learned fluent Japanese in under a week
>Gawr Gura allows them full access to Atlantis within the confines of her stinky home
>Ruffians entrust their hearts with them. Their hearts aren't anywhere else, only in Ft. FuwaMoco
>The twins are 20 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base human
>In all reality, they are 2000 years old having existed being cute for any human who found them and will live in hearts until the end of the universe
>They have been able to access the cute babble bible since birth and have spoke what they read when they were neeborns
>FuwaMoco will guide Ruffians into a new age of cuteness, seiso-ness, and BauBau