>>55576670There was a chinese farmer, who was a big fan of farming vtubers. He and his son toiled day after day, and spent the night watching women pretend to be anime girls. One day his called his manager a tranny faggot, so he ran off. The neighbors went "Why would he insult the very man who helps out vtubers? Now your farm will crumble! This is a horrible tragedy!" The farmer said "Maybe yes, maybe no."
The very next day this manager returned with 10 functioning and amazing vtubers. The son promptly secured the vtubers in his corral, with plenty of water and feed. The neighbors said "The manager came back. Now you have a surplus of vtubers to entertain everyone! What an amazing blessing!" The farmer replied "Maybe yes, maybe no."
The next day, the son forgot to lock up the manager, so said manager attracted locusts, leeches, and rrats all over the vtubers and farms. The farm was in disarray and in flames! The neigbors lamented "Your farm is filled with malcontents and pestulence! What an awful tragedy!" The farmer replied "Maybe yes, maybe no."
The next day the ruckus attracted a pair of stray dogs. The dogs barked the locusts away, cleared all the rrats, and pissed on the leeches until they unlatched. The dogs also attracted three more amazing vtubers. The neigbors cheered and said "What are the odds that these dogs would clean up your entire farm? What an amazing blessing!" The farmer replied "Maybe yes, maybe no." Just as he finished his sentence, the dogs proceeded to attack the manager and rip his throat out, like that one scene in The Call of the Wild. The farmer saw that and replied "On second thought, yeah i'm pretty fucking lucky."
The end!
