>>56780544A man's oshii went into a coma, and at the hospital the man was discussing the prognosis with their doctor.
The doctor says to the man, "There's one way to wake up your oshii, but it's a little unconventional... Sir, you're going to have to go into her hospital room and have oral sex with her. Now, it seems like an inexplicable phenomenon but... I've seen it work before."
So the husband naturally has a little trepidation over the idea of such an unorthodox treatment, but he loves his oshii and he'd do just about anything to have her back, so he goes into his oshii's hospital room, and about five minutes later he comes back looking concerned.
The doctor turns to him with great interest and asks the man, "Well, did it work?"
Frustrated and concerned, the man exclaims,
"No, Doc! She keeps choking!" 
