"Watson Detective Agency."
>"Hey Watson! Been awhile!"
"Homestar. How's things?"
>"Oh, you know. Uhh... I think Stwong Bad weleased a new game ow something. How's about you?"
"Japan trips, Two day concert, new Kouhai, 3rd Anniversary coming up."
>"ohh, sounds like they've been keeping you busy. ow should I say..."
"No, you shouldn't."
>"Biz-zay?!"
"...so what's Strong Bad's new game about anyway?"
>"Oh, well, they'we those point and click adventuwe thingies that take place in one woom. ow... one scween."
"Uh huh."
>"and thewe's thwee of them."
"Okay."
>"And umm... thewe's voice acting?"
"Anything else?"
>"No, not weally. just keepin' myself busy with some galvinized nails and cawdboawd females!"
"Marzipan's out of town?"
>"Yeah, something about new chawges relating to a wiot at a zoo wun by some giwaffe lady named Kawen.... or Kiwin."
"Sounds like a Marzipan thing to do."
>"Yeah. Anyway, I gotta go. Mawzipan bwought home one of those padgo-thingies and I'm stuck with it. Talk to you latew!" *click*
"...a Zoo run by a giraffe lady named Karen? ...Nah, couldn't be her..."
