“Watson Detective Agency.”
>”Hey Watson! Did you get that thing I sent you?”
“lemme check… uh, you sent me a bathtub/shower, a siren, and a sake bottle and cup emojis.”
>”Yep! That’s the one! If you squint hawd enough, it kinda looks like me!”
“…oh yeah, look at that. It kinda does.”
>”Yeah, it’s called a Squintmoji!”
“Neat.”
>”Hey, didn’t you get some new fwiends ow something?”
“oh yeah, they called themselves “HoloAdvent”, bunch of wanted criminals.”
>”Like Biscuit dough hands man?”
“Kinda, except instead of Biscuits, we’ve got a bird, a pair of dogs, a living gem, and a Librarian.”
>”Oh, you’ve got a Stwong Sad now!”
“Nah, she’s way too happy to be Strong Sad… although Strong Sad is the type to insist on being called an Archivist instead of a Librarian.”
>”So you’ve got a Stwong Sad who’s been drinking that Orange juice laced with Coffee, like what Stwong Bad did for the Science Faiw that one year.”
“Something like that, yeah.”
>”Neat! Uh, anyway, I gotta go. Mawzipan beought home this Pagda-what’s it thing is from this zoo wun by some Giwaffe lady named Karen or something, and I think it’s hungwy. Or it hates my cow lamp.”
“Alright, sounds good. I gotta get ready for a stream later, talk to you later!”
>”Okay bye!” *click*
“…huh, Fauna did mention something about a riot at her zoo recently… “
