>>57808733I once was heading to a date (college basketball game) but my guts got rumbling something fierce so I pulled into a Burger King. The men's room was closed, so I told the woman at the counter it was an emergency and she said it was fine to use the ladies room. FFW 30 minutes, my date has texted me multiple times asking what when I was going to get there but I was too preoccupied with the fact that I had been streaming shit out of my ass for 30 minutes. Once it finally settled down I noticed there was no TP in my stall. After making sure it was safe, I scooted to the other stall, only to find there was no TP in there as well. Considering literally no one else had come into the bathroom for my 30 minute shit-sesh, I thought it was safe to wash my ass in the sink. I waddled out, turned on the water, and planted my ass in the base of the sink. As soon as I did this, a woman entered the bathroom. We made eye-contact, with my ass in the sink and my pants down, and all she did was say 'Oh', before she 180'd out of the bathroom. I finished washing my ass before texting my date that I wasn't going to make it, then went home and spent the night curled under a blanket dying of embarrassment.
