>>58804083Unfortunately I only know the real dad joke ones like “mushi o mushi shite kudasai” (please ignore the bug) and “ikura wa iruka?” (how much is the dolphin?) and “Are, chauchau chau? Chau chau, chauchau chau n chau?” (“It is a Chow Chow, isn't it?" "No, it isn't a Chow Chow, is it?” from Toko’s Kansai dialect)
Kyoto dialect is even more assholish than normal Japanese, so many backhanded compliments, my fav dialect is gotta be Kansai cause Osakan hags are so friendly and warm
