>>61490331A grown man pulls up his car to his local park. After turning off the engine, he waits in his car, alone. Seeing a large group of small children still on the playground, he waits for them to finally disperse. Making one look to see he isn't being watched, he opens his car door in a moment of apparent silence. Looking both ways one last time, he makes his move, reaching into his car to grab his Boros and Friend plushies and moves towards the jungle bridge. Capitalizing on this moment alone, he forces his imagination to run wild. He needs something wholesome, but still quirky. Hearing the voice of a woman saying "excuse me sir? Are you looking for your child?" he quickly settles on the plushies standing one behind the other and anxiously mutters out "n-no thanks!", grabbing his plushies and quickly scuttling back to his car. Sweat running down his temple, he speeds home to upload the image to 4chan, titling his opus, "Park adventurers pt4". He goes to sleep, alone again.
