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>>61611191*hard knocking on the door; Jerry opens the door and sees George standing there depressed*
> She hates me*Jerry stands by the side as George enters his apartment, quickly closing the door behind him*
> What's the matter, George?> Didn't you watch the stream?> Nah, I just woke up.> It was horrible, Jerry. I want to end it all. My mouse hovered over the membership cancellation button.> Well, what happened?>I patiently sat in the pre-chat for 5 hours before the stream, observing the competition and waiting for Shiori to drop by. As soon as I saw the yellowed-out name in the comments, I typed "hi pre-chat", you know, not to sound desperate>yeah, not to sound desperate>It didn't matter at all, Jerry. She didn't notice me.*George grabs the cushion and slams it into his face, screaming in agony*
> And that's not the worst part, Jerry.> What happened after that, George?*Jerry is suddenly shocked as he realises what George has done.*
>GEORGE! Did you drop an aka?>worse. She laughed at Tim's yellow supa, so I chose the 50 gifted. I just wanted to be acknowledged.> And what did she say?>"Thanks for the gifts, Big G, be sure to spoil yourself**suddenly, Kramer bursts through the door, hinges broken thanks to the sheer tenacity of the entrance.*
>(singing and dancing) Have a good night, have a good night~*Kramer opens the fridge, drinks the whole gallon of milk, and slams it on the table*
>WOW!! THAT WAS THE BEST STREAM I'VE EVER SEEN, JERRY!> Get this, Jerry. Some schmuck gifted 50 mems, and now all 10 of my burner accounts are wyrms, Jerry! What a loser!*George quietly lays on the bed, wallowing in tears*
*doorbell rings*
> Who is it?>Elaine>yup*Elaine enters the apartment, puzzled at George's pitiful existence*
> What's the matter with him? Did he watch Nerissa's stream? 
