>[mouse click] [mouse click] Hi, everyone. Can you hear me? Hello hello. Oi huhaha. How about over here? Can you hear me over here? Hello? [gasp] Shark on your right side. Same [en: shark] on your left side, hii. [gasp] You can hear me. Hi. Are you ready for today? Today I'd like to treat you to something nice. Something relaxing. Just the two of us. You and me. I want you to relax, turn off your lights, put in those headphones, and close your eyes. I want you to let me take care of you today. Today I'm going to massage your ears a bit, clean them a bit, and talk to you about my day if that's alright. Is that alright? Huhahaha. Okay. Let's start.
>[rubbing sounds throughout] First I want to clean your ears with a very soft towel. Gently. Are you ready? "Yes, chef" I see. Just gently stimulating your ears, preparing them. And now the other side ooh, do you feel that [gasp]? Are you in bed today? Have you had a stressful day today? I want you to know that, for this next stream, you're allowed to relax and let all your worries melt away.
>Okay. Now we're going to start my favorite part [inhaling] [jar lid opening]. Ooh, nice. Very, very nice, you hear this? [rubbing lotion on hands] Mmm? Mmm [rubbing lotion continues]. Can you hear this? Can you feel this? Can you feel? Are you ready for this? Close your eyes. Let all your worries melt away. For, right now in this moment, it's just you and me, and the calm serenity around us. Sshhh. [extended sound of rubbing ears] [rubbing lotion] [rubbing ears continues]. Mmm? Mmm? Can you feel it, friend? Mmm? Oh, you have some—in your ear. Hold on one second heheh. Let me clean that for you. [rubbing ears] And on this side. Hello~! Nice and gentle. Hi! Okay. You ready? [inhaling] [rubbing ears continues].
>Hmmhuhaha. I hope you don't mind me so close in your ears today. [rubbing lotion on hands] You don't mind, do you? How else am I supposed to massage your ears like that, hmm? What did you say? You want me closer? You want me even closer? [blowing] [licking and nibbling ear] Hah. Like that? [licking and nibbling ear]. Huhahaha. [rubbing ears] Hmmhuhaha. Stop squirming~! If you squirm too much, I can't reach you. Relax. [extended sound of rubbing ears] You smell good today. Or maybe it's my hands hmmhahaha. [rubbing ears] Heheh. Hi. I'm in your ear now [blowing] Sorry! Huha. Sorry. [rubbing ears] [rubbing lotion on hands] [rubbing ears]
>I want to say thank you for having so much patience. Thank you for waiting for me. Thank you. [licking and nibbling ear] [clicking teeth] [licking and nibbling ear] [clicking teeth] Oi! [clicking teeth] [popping lips] [rubbing ears] I think I need to clean your ears again. Your skin is starving for moisture. It's soaking up all my moisturizer. Hold still. [rubbing ears] Mmm? Are you feeling relaxed? Are you relaxed? Maybe not? No? Are you getting there? You will be soon. Don't worry. Don't worry. Just relax. It's my job to take care of you today. [rubbing ears] And so far, I think you're doing very, very, very good. [rubbing ears] [automobile engine outside] [rubbing stops] Pardon the jet engine. [rubbing ears continues]
>Can I try something a little—a little different? Tell me how you like this. [crisp rustling sound throughout] Is this okay for you? I just wanted to try it. Mm? Can you guess what this is? Don't worry. I don't want you to have to use your brain up too much huhahaha. Ooh, crunchy. It's my body loofah. Smells good huhaha. [crisp rustling continues] Hmmhaha. "Yabe! Yabe!" [en: Oh no] I can hear you. Stop it! No more words. I'm going to massage your ears some more. [clicking teeth] And now you don't get a say. I've made the rules for today. You can say "yabe, yabe!" all you want. It's not going to stop me. [licking and nibbling ear] Huhaha. [rubbing lotion on hands] [lotion farting in hand] [thump] [rubbing lotion on hands] [inhaling] Hhmmmm. [extended sound of rubbing ears]
