>>63710316Snake, you don't understand. The pheromones given off by a woman's pubes are responsible for the deaths of more than 3 dozen soldiers at the hands of female assassins in the last year alone!
You've got to neutralize that mound of muff and fast, before you run out of oxygen in your lungs! Emmerich said he saw a gas mask on the B2 basement, and Meryl keeps a razor in her personal quarters. Now get moving!