>>6415627After being exposed, Kiara reached out to the Egg to personally admonish him, during which he broke down and they had an unexpected heart to heart. As he laid his worries and insecurities bare, Kiara found that they struck a chord in her. They ended the conversation on good terms. They kept in touch. Over the coming months, she would ask him what he thought of her streams and he would give a more critical /vt/-esque perspective (delivered in a way that was actually palatable to her) and suggest ways she could improve. They found that, surprisingly, they had similar senses of humor. As time passed, text conversations led to calls, and calls led to video chats. Finally, they just couldn't keep their feelings from one another, and they confessed at the very same time.
Following this, a rollercoaster of events happened, which all culminated with their fondest wish coming true: Kiara Takanashi and The Egg linked up! Unfortunately though, just at the height of their romance, tragedy struck! I will spare you the intimate details but it appears one, or perhaps both, of them suffered from premature ejaculation. Who it is, we might never know, but they proved to be sexually incompatible, so after a brief awkward phase of trying to make it work, the couple broke up. Thus ends the story of two star-crossed lovers, who the fates decided were never meant to be.
I tell you, my dear anons, it feels great to finally speak publicly about all this. Like a large weight has been taken off my shoulders. I have found out far more about Kiara's personal life than I ever wanted to know.
But you know what, there's in all of this, there is one thing that bothers me to no end. One fact that eludes me, that keeps me up at night, wondering.
On that fateful day, as both parties embraced one another in the heat of passion...
Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?
