“Watson Detective Agency.”
>”Hey Watson!”
“Homestar.”
>Happy Decembewween!”
“Thanks, Happy Decemberween to you too. Did you remember to actually buy gifts this year,”
>”Um, yeah. Um, totally yeah. Totally yeah that’s totally weal because I didn’t just wealize that I fowgot to buy gifts this yeaw.”
“Uh huh, well at least you didn’t break a leg…”
>”Well that was my plan when I twied going down the steep deep…”
“Is Marzipan’s mom’s house really that bad?”
>”Her new husband’s a cyclist.”
“Oh yeah, that’s way more painful than broken glass and candy canes sucked down to a point.”
>”Well, thewe’s always next yeaw! So anyway, I gotta go fow… nonspecific weasons… pweow!”
“…uh, Homestar? You forgot to hang up.”
>”oh. Wight.”
*click*
“…I wonder if he’ll remember his pants this time…”
Merry Christmas /hlgg/
