>>65931915It's not ironic shitposting, but I'm not a pedo. My fetish is luring actual pedophiles into a situations where they trip and fall and accidentally fuck kids but get caught in the act by the cops, and I'm in the rafters watching the sting, jacking it to the lady cops and anyone in enough riot gear that I can pretend they're a lady cop inside, like a lowest bidder military surplus dollar store Samus.
Yes, it has to be exactly this situation, I will accept no substitutes and my relationship with my parents is great
