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Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 09:42:42 No.66205883 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>66206872 >>66207135 >>66207210 >>66207721 >>66210175 >>66210479

You wouldn't do naked fencing with a lonely, aging hag who fertility is on the brink of collapse, would you anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 09:54:24 No.66206872 Report

Quoted By: >>66206944 >>66207325 >>66210158

>>66205883
K9KURO?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 09:55:12 No.66206944 Report

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>>66206872
Who?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 09:57:41 No.66207135 Report

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>>66205883
Only a fag would say no to that.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 09:58:38 No.66207210 Report

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>>66205883
starting a loving family with a hag.. feeding calcium supplements to your hag so she doesn't break a hip during intense mating.. teasing your hag when you find her white pubes..

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 09:59:21 No.66207277 Report

Quoted By: >>66207347 >>66208221 >>66208391

>hags are just women around my age
It's over...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 10:00:00 No.66207325 Report

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>>66206872
NTA but genuinely, who?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 10:00:19 No.66207347 Report

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>>66207277
A chunk of the Hags are YOUNGER than me now man. You might have hope man. I'm done

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 10:05:31 No.66207721 Report

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>>66205883
I would

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 10:14:27 No.66208221 Report

Quoted By: >>66208809 >>66212816

>>66207277
Oh fucking Hell, you just made me realize that when we're making fun of women for being old, they're my age. Shit. How did I never notice. At least Mio, Korone, Botan and those baa-sans are still significantly older but for some reason it never occurred to me I'm older than Marine.

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 10:18:31 No.66208391 Report

Quoted By: >>66209009 >>66212909

>>66207277
Eh you get use to it. It makes jerking off to them even hotter. I do admit though, when I see hentai where it says "29 year old MILF" I get a bit sad because I'm older than that. Life comes at you fast anon. Get out there and enjoy yourself.

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 10:27:40 No.66208809 Report

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>>66208221
You're a dude so you can still have kids as long as you're not 40 (you can still have kids at 40 and on, it's just you're really risking your kid having disabilities if you wait that long). So don't worry too much. Mio and Marine are freaking out about their age because a woman's reproductive clock is shorter than a man's. Plus, if they do get pregnant at an older age, they have a higher chance of dying during child birth.

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 10:32:37 No.66209009 Report

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>>66208391
I'm not gonna lie I don't remember the last time I left my house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 10:47:57 No.66209594 Report

Quoted By: >>66209748

I'm 31 so holohags are just the right age for me

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 10:49:08 No.66209645 Report

Quoted By: >>66209830

>>66209009
Well don't complain about it being over then. If you're not gonna make the effort to go out and find someone, you forfeit the right to complain about your loneliness.

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 10:51:38 No.66209748 Report

Quoted By: >>66209904

>>66209594
>31
Yo me too! I get a throbbing erection every time I hear Marine or Mio complain about their want for kids because I know that I could be the one to give them kids and have it not be weird age-wise!

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 10:53:27 No.66209830 Report

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>>66209645
I'm not gonna lie, I have no idea where to even go around here, for anything interesting. It's just stores, it's dreadfully boring.

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 10:55:11 No.66209904 Report

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>>66209748
We can fix them

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 11:00:38 No.66210085 Report

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>>66209830
Fuckin figure something out anon. Life is complicated and it's hard.

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 11:02:16 No.66210135 Report

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>>66209904
Fuck yeah we can! I get dibs on Mio and I'd be down for the occasional wife swapping session.

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 11:03:06 No.66210158 Report

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>>66206872

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 11:03:38 No.66210175 Report

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>>66205883
Do you know most women are still fertile at 40 right? Not like you known anyways. Of course I'll do everything naked with her this my first and only chance to become a parent to a hafu kid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 11:07:50 No.66210288 Report

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>>66210175
>this my first and only chance to become a parent to a hafu kid
Don't sell yourself short anon. You'll have as many chances as you want.

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 11:13:35 No.66210479 Report

Quoted By: >>66213513 >>66213773

>>66205883
>lonely
He doesnt know

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 11:52:43 No.66211552 Report

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my bloodline is cursed and my oshi is only pretty in pixels
our child would be a retread, and too ugly for me to love

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 12:39:04 No.66212816 Report

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>>66208221
LMAO Christmas cakes and wizards, so funny.
Now I have 9 years until I can be the 40 year old virgin.
Time flies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 12:42:24 No.66212909 Report

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>>66208391
>Get out there and enjoy yourself.
NTA but shits harder to do now.
>Groups and meeting up places all closed
>Friends your age move away, have families, etc
>Work ensures your schedules are all different.
>Tired when on a day off work, tired when home from work, etc.
>Your area has fuck all
>Moving to another area would rape you with rent prices

I wish I just made a greater effort when I was younger, life unironcially peaks in HS.

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 13:05:09 No.66213513 Report

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>>66210479
What doesn't he know? Mio is extremely single, anon.

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Anonymous Sun 07 Jan 2024 13:15:38 No.66213773 Report

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>>66210479
Taiga doesn’t count.

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