Prospector Mori was up in the mines lookin' for gold for about 8 months when she decided she was too lonely. So she goes into town and talks to the bartender and says, "Now I been up in that mine for a helluva long time and I'm only flesh and blood, I need a woman."
"Hell there ain't no women in this town," says the bartender, "If you want to do any of that business all we got is Takanashi Kiara the German Chicken"
Prospector Mori says "No No, I'll be fine. I ain't into any of that funny stuff" and she goes back to her stake in that mine and 6 months pass, and a year passes and Mori finally broke down to her knees and goes back to the bar. She's a beaten man and says to the bartender "Ah hell man I been up in that mine for 2 and half years now and a man has needs. If you say there's no women in this here town then I'll have to go for Takanashi Kiara, the German Chicken. Now I'm a tough ol' hombre and I got friends and I need this to stay secret. Nobody, and I mean NO BODY can know about this."
Bartender says, "Well four people will know about it"
"How do you figure that" Mori says
"I'll know about it, you'll know about it, Takanashi Kiara the German Chicken will know about it, and the feller that has to hold down Kiara will know about it"
