I found a funny play in the archives of old everyone, check it out!
> Act One, Scene 1
/vt/, numbers thread.
>people are on their merry way talking about whatever when a sudden figure barges in, comically dressed as an exaggerated unicorn. Making grandiose gestures to call as much attention to himself, he says
MEN DRESSES AS UNICORN
>MWAHAHAHAHAHA! It is I, the real unicorn menace!
>You know everything they accuse the unicorns of? I’M DOING IT RIGHT NOW!
>MWAHAHAHAHA, they will never stop me drop doing exactly what they accuse me off!
(Out of the same corner, a woman jumps out and loudly accuses him)
WOMAN
>SEE! SEE! The invisible unicorns are visible now! They are as evil as we painted them!
UNICORN
>MWAHAHAHA! It is true! Nobody can stop me! I’ll continue being evil and spreading my mischief
(Both then leave, and are only seen in pair, never alone)
