(dramatic sound of tomb opening, from the 90s game Blood)
I LIVE....... AGAIN!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XXJtpsvcBj0>Here is for today's RASPBERRY REPORT!After spending time lockd into the raspberry mines for previous sins this humble chronicler comes back to give you the truth, only the truth and nothing but the truth about the VICIOUS WAR waged for domination in the raspberry fields!
The Holostars and the NijiEN reached a stalemate with the later getting almost total domination and KING ASTER (aided by his trusted side chicks Scarle and the EMPRESS Aia) rested in the certainty of his victory!
>BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTT(and I mean "but", not "butt")
from the western lands HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER
Phase Connect girls saw weakness in the realm and MOVED IN for dominance, trying to get some of the raspberry goodness for themselves and they DID NOT DISAPPOINT in their first appearance!
On the holostars side not even the news of their 3D debut could raspberry debuff Axel and Regis, both making their presence felt in the battlefield, with Jurard and Octavio along with Hakka providing a mighty escort to Flayon whch, with a 400 and change performance came VERY CLOSE to take the whole thing home!
On the NijiEN side, with the boys embroiled in mutual sabotage, it was left to the girls to take the bacon home and BOY, Maria and Scarle served as decoy with Finana and a MAGNIFICENT sub 400 performance clinching Raspberry gold for toda-
>WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT! WATCH OUT! >TU TURU TUUUUUUUUUUUUU (John Cena song)In their very first day in the battlefield the Phase emsemble did NOT disappoint and almost their full cast was there for the assist, first to Remilia
>coming 10 short of beating Finanaand then, for the final coup, Rie beating Finana by less than 30 people clinching the first gold of the month for Phase Connect
>WILL ASTER MAKE A GLORIOUS RETURN TOMORROW?>CAN PHASE KEEP THE STREAK GOING AND TAKE THE WHOLE THING?>WILL THE HOMOS BOUNCE BACK AND BECOME COMPETITIVE AGAIN?!These and other questions in tomorrow's RASPBERRY JAMBALAYA!
