You guys are just larping about finding a literal cockroach attractive, right? You don't really want to imagine being caressed and hugged by multiple wiggling insect legs, do you? I just find it impossible to contemplate that anyone would actually enjoy the thought of touching and being touched by the smooth, carbonate exoskeleton of humongous bug, as it sprays pheromones into the air and rubs its multiple legs together in a vibrating act of bestial seduction. There's no way you actually like the thought of a giant cockroach jumping on top of you and pinning you to your bed while its mandibles force your mouth open and it spits its insect mucus in, and its antennae tease the backs of your ears. I refuse to believe that even some of you fantasize about rolling a massive vermin beneath you, thrusting inside its alien thorax while 8 hard, multi-segmented legs lock you inside it and it chitters loudly as its spermatheca gets filled with the incompatible semen of a lustful mammal. Admit it, you're not actually getting hard thinking about laying next to a spasming insect afterwards, you don't fantasize about spooning with it while it teases you about having enough cum inside to lay about 100 nymphs.
You're all just joking, right?