>>68611660One night, I was playing Fuwamoco 64. I was playing as the Blue figure, Fuwawa. After some rigorous jumping, I failed once, and the Fuwawa fell to her doom...
She came back from the painting and said, "BAU BAU, I GOT FUCKING KILWED," as she walked outside.
I asked myself... "Did Fuwawa swear...? Did I... Did I hear that from the video...!?"
I didn't think twice about it, until later that night...
While traveling through the Advent Shrine, upon my usual business, Fuwawa turned her head in a 40 degree angle and said "shh--FUCK!"
Then my mother comes into the room and asks "Are you swearing?"
I said "It was Fuwawa, not me...!" My mother grabbed me by the ear. She threw me into the bathroom and I went "SHIORIIIIIIIN!"
She jumped on my face...
She did the ground pound.
She swung me around by the hair and said "So long, gay Pero!"
That night, I decided to revisit the old Advent Shrine for further inspection...
This time Fuwawa pivoted her face towards the camera and said "CUNT."
My mother ran in holding the Fuwamoco 64 manual and started belting me across the mouth with it. Then she started cutting the webbing of my fingers with it. My fingers became longer.
She grabbed my lip and said "If you ever act like that no-good Mococo again, I'll pull off your-..."
I said, "It's FUWAWA, mom!"
That's when my father ran in with Biboo the Dinoborg, who went "PYAAAAH" and smacked me in the face.
On the third night, my dead girlfriend was in the videogame and said, "You have to save me. Or something, okay."
I had to play Silent Hill backwards and it made the swear words retract back into Fuwawa's mouth.
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