>>68884377because it would be the single greatest moment in your life by far. nothing would compare to the experience of having kirin ass on your face. you would strive for years to find something remotely comparable but fail time and time again, all of life's highs and lows appearing the exact same shade of grey. you would forget everything else, only able to relive your memory of being fauna's chair in your head over and over again. eventually, unable to live a normal life ever again, you would an hero and finally find freedom. that's why
