Oi, /hlgg/. Today was pretty great wasn't it? Yes it was, please stop talking, your breath smells old. Instead you guys should definitely be enjoying watching Kronii go through time loops and space loops as she uncovers the mysteries of the vast spaces of Outer Wilds, cracking her space suit open because she does not believe in gravity and then sending her spaceship onto a collision course with a moon. Cause you kow, autopilot is for chumps who don't drive, she can simply land just fine. Please ignore the fact that she's already complained about how much driving sucks.
If watching Kronii's space adventure isn't for you then you can go on over and listen to Kaela's absolutely outstanding EIGO skills. Truly a master of her craft, this blacksmith is absolutely demolishing Beat Talk, snapping electrical wires with her bear hands, getting some help with grabbing sixty four coins for lithography which is a word I don't even know how to spell. That's just how powerful Kaela is.
Don't get too excited though because we've got big stuffs starting in four hours. First you guys can head over to our very own Hololive channel were the outstandingly adorable and precious A-chan's going to be revealing her brand new outfit! If you look at her silhouette you'll see that she has a braided ponytail now and as we all know, braided ponytails are the toppest of hairs. There's also going to be more stuff announced so you should definitely check it out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CsySfl3CdsBut it's not just a big day for Yuujin A because the hottest and coolest Rat in Hololive, the embodiment of chaos who's trapped in a cage of ice, Hakos Baelz will be hosting her BIRTHDAY COUNTDOWN STREAM YAY! There will be plenty of call-ins from EN, ID AND JP! You don't want to miss the possiblity of hearing your oshi say cute things about Bae do you? Yeah you don't shut up I already know the answer idiot. And you know, after you catch the call-ins, you can stay hype throughout the rest of the day because Bae's Birthday Live will be...well live and there's going to be lots of dancing! And singing! And probably even jokes! And you're not going to want to miss any of that! So you better show up!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlKtxwDapGAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQSikoeVXoE 
