>Announcement Regarding Graduation of Lando Calrissian and Randon Neuring.
>We would like to express our sincere gratitude for your continuous support of The Neuring Chuub Network.
>We regret to announce that members of the VTuber group RANDON NEURInglish, Lando Calrissian and Randon Neuring, will be graduating on Saturday, August 31, 2024. Please understand that the members will not be performing any further activities such as graduation stream.
>Lando Calrissian and Randon Neuring have been active since the formation of RANDON NEURInglish and have contributed little to the growth of the group. However, they became completely unable to continue their streaming duties after sustaining multiple life-threatening injuries.
>This occurred yesterday morning, after they aggressively charged with into Russian territory across the Bering Strait from Alaska, with at least one polearm at the ready, and while in possession of numerous illicit substances. Although they were finally apprehended after 69 grueling hours, the operations leading to their capture resulted in the loss of several Russian aircraft, and one US aircraft carrier. Consequently, political tensions between the countries have heightened, although this incursion seems to have been unrelated to ongoing events.
>Following their hospitalization, the men were asked for comment. Randon Neuring only gestured to a boar spear leaned against his hospital bed. We requested clarification, but he refused to elaborate further. We currently believe this to be the same spear he attempted to bring into Russia. It is unknown how he has possession of it once again. We still do not know what he meant by this.
>Although Lando Calrissian's jaw remains broken and wired shut, he attempted to comment at length. However, due to an abundance of saliva, the only words our reporter could clearly identify were "[unintelligible] borscht-slurping fucks can [unintelligible] forgive the Japanese and [unintelligible] what they fucking deserve."
>Although their motives are currently unknown, it is believed that they were attempting to walk from the US to Japan. We have received a tip from a reliable source, indicating that we should not trust the Strait Bros, but at time of print it has not yet been verified.
>In accordance with their wishes, we have accepted their decision to graduate. We deeply appreciate their contributions and wish them the best in their future endeavors at VShojo.
