>>71589756You have two hands anon, you just switch the hand you use to jerk off the analogue stick depending on the game.
Mario 64 is left middle and right on right. There's probably a game that was right middle and left d-pad, probably a twin stick shooter or something.
Donkey Kong 64 is not a game anybody every finished, so it doesn't matter what way you hold the controller, you're not getting past the third world anyway.
