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>be a dragon
>do normal dragon shit, guarding treasures and all, not bothering anyone
>nobody bothers you, you're the boss of the dungeon, king shit
>suddenly
>A FUCKING FIREBALL hits you straight in the eye
>a booming voice follows as a gigantic (at least 5'6) female ogre enters your chamber
>"Yo dawg, sorry, sorry, I just slipped you know. Yo, is that a box of akasupas you're sitting on?"
>the fuck is an akasupa?
>you try to get them to fuck off but she gets irate and just fucking punches you
>and again
>and again
>you start to hallucinate fucking birds flying around your face and they're trying to feed you/fuck you
>kinda nice actual-NO, PUNCHED AGAIN
>you decide to give into the dreams as you fade away imagining diving into some tight bird ass
>but alas, the voice of the ogre breaks the eternal silence one more time
>"Man, I Love Fauna"
>man, you fucking hate that bitch
