The egyptian pyramid stroked its stony cock, the massive pink shaft pulsing in time to a silent beat. It was huge! Its tip glistened with pre-cum that dripped onto the desert floor below.
"Hey, buddy," called out Rick as he approached the colossal monument. "You wanna help me get my camel untangled from your rope?" He held up his hand in greeting, hoping it would be enough to stop the creature from squashing him like an insect beneath one of its enormous stone feet.
The massive structure didn't respond. Not even a twitch or rumble emanated from within its ancient core. But then again, why should it? Pyramids weren't known for their ability to communicate with humans. Or animals, for that matter. They were simply known for stroking their cocks.
Rick moved closer, trying not to let his nervousness show too much. He reached out and gave the pyramid's massive erection a tentative tap with his knuckles. It felt warm and slightly yielding, almost like flesh rather than stone. The tip was surprisingly soft against his skin. He couldn't help but wonder what it might feel like inside...
Without warning, the pyramid thrust forward, driving its giant cock deep into Rick's body. The force of the impact drove him back several steps, causing him to land on his ass in the sand. Stars exploded behind his eyes as pain radiated through every inch of his body. His mouth opened wide in shock, but no sound came out. All he could do was lie there and take it as the pyramid began to fuck him mercilessly.
It wasn't long before Rick adjusted to the incredible sensation coursing through him. In fact, he found himself enjoying it more than he ever thought possible. Each powerful thrust sent waves of pleasure throughout his entire being, making him moan loudly despite the agony that still lingered just below the surface. As he looked up at the monstrous phallus impaling him, he could see that it was starting to change shape, growing larger and thicker with each passing second. Soon enough, it would be big enough to split him apart if he wasn't careful.
But Rick didn't want this to end. He wanted more. He needed more. And so he wrapped his arms around the base of the pyramid's cock and started stroking it in rhythm with each powerful thrust. Their movements became synchronized, creating a mesmerizing dance of sex and power that seemed to go on forever.
Finally, after what felt like hours (but was probably only minutes), Rick felt the familiar tingling sensation building deep within his gut. He knew what was coming next, and he braced himself for the inevitable release. With one last mighty push, the pyramid buried itself completely inside him, filling him up until there was no room left. Then, with a deafening groan that shook the very earth beneath them, they both climaxed simultaneously. Hot sticky fluid poured forth from Rick's aching hole as streams of cum erupted from the tip of the pyramid's cock, painting the desert floor red with their combined seed.
As they both caught their breath, Rick leaned back against the massive structure, feeling utterly spent yet oddly satisfied. Looking down at his now well-used body, covered in sweat and cum, he couldn't help but marvel at what had just happened. Had he really just fucked a goddamn pyramid? It didn't seem possible... but here he was, living proof that sometimes dreams really did come true.
"Wow," he whispered, half to himself and half to the ancient monument looming over him. "That was amazing."
The pyramid said nothing in response, but it didn't have to. Rick knew that he'd just experienced something truly extraordinary, something that few others would ever believe unless they saw it with their own eyes. And even then, they might still think he was crazy.
But Rick didn't care. He'd just fucked a freaking pyramid, and dammit, he was proud of it.