>/hlgg/ is turning into /ck/ again
Today, I will remember them.
You will never eat real food. You have no dairy farms, you have no butchers, you have no bakeries. You are an obese monstrosity malformed by basedbean oil and HFCS into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “locally made food” you get is mass-produced and heavily processed. Behind your back Europeans mock you. Your ancestors are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “online friends” laugh at your basedgolem appearance in private discord servers.
Non-americans are utterly repulsed by your food. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed us to sniff out goyslop with incredible efficiency. Even your organic produce with a “bio” label looks artificial and unnatural to us. The laundry list of additives is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get something fresh from a local farmer, it'll turn out to be full of glyphosate and industrial fertilizers.
You will never be healthy. You make yourself a bowl of sugar-loaded cereal with milk full of antibiotics every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel your glucose serum levels creeping up like a weed, ready to crush what's left of your insulin sensitivity.
Eventually it’ll be too much for your cardiovascular system to bear - you’ll wolf down a hamburger, wash it down with a diet coke, clutch your chest in agony, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to watch you put on weight with unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with a McDonald's logo and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know an American is buried there. Your adipose tissue will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a bundle of calcified coronary arteries.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.
