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>"Alert, Alert, Cover's stocks are still plummeting"
>"Tell sgt. Tyrone to make a distraction post claiming that's it's because all Japan's stocks are down"
>"B-but w-we l-lied about that yesterday already"
>"In that case, proceed with Plan-B. Tell them that Cover is based and Yagoo doesn't care about stocks and stupid stockholders"
>"B-but Y-yagoo was licking stockholders boots just 5 minutes ago"
>"Doesn't matter, add some snarky meme about nijiniggers and everyone will eat it without asking questions"
>"Will be done, commander Laquisha"