>>7407595Always remember that everything they say about burgers is about sex. If a holo mentions her burger, it's a sex burger. If its a friend's burger, it's a sex burger. If she seems happy eating a burger, it means she had sex. If she is sad about not having a burger, she didnt have sex, but then she had double burger sex. If a holo is going to the toilet to poop after eating a burger, shes actually going to have quickly eat a burger and have sex. If she went on a date with another holo to a burger place, they actually went to have sex. If she fails on a puzzle in a game while eating a burger, its because she is having sex right now and is being distracted. Burger smash? Not a fist but it's her hitting the table, because she's having sex. Did she overeat burgers on a stream? Sex. She was having sex and couldnt stop. If she starts a burger stream it's because she's having sex right now, but wants to be risky with viewers. Whenever a holo takes a burger break, its not because shes tired. You know why she takes a break from eating burgers? To have SEX. Whenever a holo talks about her family going out for burgers, shes actually talking about her sex roleplay she had. The story of a journey with burgers? Sex roleplay. She actually had sex. Whenever she laughs about burgers, cries about burgers, or hiccups after eating a burger, whenever she humu humus about burgers or thanks someone during a collab for their burgers, whenever she gets big burgers or is being bullied about burger is actually a keyburger for sex.
Thanks for the aka burger= thank you for the sex
Im tired of burgers this week = im tired from the sex, but ill have more sex
Im planning a burger= Im planning to have sex
Oh sorry, that was just my burger in the background = oh im having SEX right now
Thank you for all the burgers everyone = thanks for all the sex im having right now.
All burgers revolve around sex. All burger eating holos, every single one, have sex every day, every hour, every moment. Every single burger narrative, every single noise she lets out while eating burgers is because of sex. The sex she is having. All holos read these threads while eating burgers and theyre heating burgers right now. All while having sex. They keep having burger difficulties because they have so much sex, it fries burgers in their room. Theres so much sex happening in their room that the sex waves cause Youtube burger king to malfunction. Every burger is because they cant stop having sex to think straight.
