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I spent over 2 hours on this Mori diss track "by" Fuwamoco. Sorry if the bullet points are like 3 years old drama/rrats I don't really keep up with it anymore. And yes this is all just for laughs I'm not a hater. Hopefully it's funny though. Sorry if the meter is all over the place
FuwaMoco: BAU BAU!
Fuwawa: Calli-senpai! We really like your hip-hop music, so we wanted to make a song about you.
Mococo: Hmm Hmm!
Fuwawa: We got a little carried away with the lyrics *sad puppy faces* but we hope one day we can be as "original gangster" as you! Okay?
Demon guard dogs straight outta hell
Fluffy and fuzzy and "thug", as well
So prepare for trouble, and make it double
Won't even be skeletons pulled from the rubble
Less of a wake-up call, more of a bitch slap
This rap is both of us setting your fat ass
on the right track
For all the time you spend drinking
You should know good bars
Yet all this time we're thinking
"Ow, this sounds harsh"
Discography seems like the Fake Type
Goes down like a cough drop with no Sprite
And if there's a song that we don't like
it's 'cause we're "jealous" and "bitter" and "don't grind"
We can tell that your raps ain't ghost-written
'cause all of them are just so boast-ridden
Like damn bitch, you got some tits to thank
Your throat is so mo1st, call it "midget sperm bank"
You got glazed holes like a Pon de Ring
And there's no pondering where it's all from,
guess Connor didn't bother
buying those condoms
Don't let this diss track
Dis-tract from the fact that
Pekora's fucking monkey
grew tits and a horned cap
She's loose in the zoo now, like chasing a goose down
Needs 10 wranglers to stop her from hitting "Reply" now
Chomping bait like a starved fish 'cause she's retarded,
can't see she's the target of
all the e-drama she won't stop rappin' about
This is far from over
Now you're in the thick of it
We have a wall of goals
you are just a brick in it
