>>75865274>>75865377New script by yours truly!
The context is a budgetless horror set in a school. Stabs is on a killing spree, Pins and Cubes are hiding inside the same closet, whispering to each other.
Cubes: "Kinda hot in here."
Pins: "Trim your fur."
Cubes: "Not the temperature. Imagine two cute girls in a small amount of space..."
Pins: "Don't you know the first rule of horror movies?"
Cubes: "What?"
Pins: "Don't have sex."
Cubes: "No fanservice for the audience? You know what they want from us, right?"
Pins: "A horrific death?"
Cubes: "Makes... sense. Is kissing sex? Asking for a friend."
Pins: "Let me read the Terms of Service agai-hmph!"
Cubes: "Mmph!"
The two brats make out, unaware that Stabs isn't simply overhearing everything, her back is leaning on the very closet they're hiding in, and she's waiting for the right moment to strike.
Stabs: "Is anyone home~?"
Cubes: "Um... no?"
Pins: "Stupid fucking bear-"
Stabs opens the closet like a can of sardines.
Stabs: "HERE'S JOHNNY!"
Pins: "GYAAAAAAAAA-"
Cubes: "UWAAAAAAAAA-"
