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>spend years whining about not having Tekken perms
>brag about how good you are and how you play on a keyboard(lol)
>also an Aris fan
>parodies the story during her 2nd outfit debut
>fast forward to Tekken 8
>finally get perms for a Tekken game
>Harada starts simping for you
>decide to join a team tourney hosted by Sajam
>in a team with Victoria Brightshield, a fellow Niji
>you get put in the "experienced" slot of your team because of all of your previous bragging talking about how you love Aris so much
>Even Sajam himself is hyping you up
>placement matches for the tournament happen
>you troll and throw all games on purpose to "hide your powerlevel" by playing a different character
>actual tournament happens
>lose every game slowly malding more each time
>do worse than Vivi that was a complete noob
>melts down exactly like Selen did when she lost APEX tourneys even to the point of saying you won't be playing anymore for a while
>cucked out of all future Tekken content because the organizers realized you're a fucking fraud and would rather have Dokibird
>Dokibird doesn't choke and her team wins
>all clippers and scene orbiters are circlejerking about how well she did