>Be me, a Japanese NEET, who watches vtubers all day
>Go inside Animate to buy my oshi's new figurine
>See some 5 foot, pink haired Amazonian woman lurking nearby
>See her peaking over shelves, panting hard
>This American Titan woman has the audacity to come over and sniff me
>This Pink haired mountain of a woman then says, Yo, dawg. I fuckin love vtubers, let me take you to my crib and we can like talk about Vtubers and some shit.
>My primal Japanese instincts, folded a thousand times act up that if I go with this towering entity of a woman, I will die and if I fight her as my Bushido instincts tell me, I will die.
>Go against my honor bound Japanese and run away.
>This woman stalks me until I get back to my apartment and lurks there for days.
>After a few days, she leaves and I go back to the store to get my figurine, only to find them all sold out.
>ask him what the fuck is all this
>See pink haired Goliath stalking me AGAIN.
>so I decide to pick up and move back home to my parents house in the country, to escape this pink haired menace
>STILL GET FUCKING STALKED
>I fucking hate this woman.
