>>84064670Jerry and George are sitting on the couch. George is visibly frustrated, gesturing wildly as he vents to Jerry.
GEORGE:
(Agitated)
Can you believe this, Jerry? I got skippa skippa'd! On /hlgg/ of all places!
JERRY:
(Amused, but confused)
Skippa skippa'd? What's that? Is it like getting double-dipped?
GEORGE:
No, no, it's worse! It's when someone just replies to your post with "skippa skippa." They don't even engage, Jerry! They just... dismiss you. It’s like I'm not even worth the time!
JERRY:
(Chuckles)
And this is a bad thing? You’re upset because people on an anime thread didn't want to argue with you?
GEORGE:
(Leaning in, more exasperated)
Hololive, Jerry! It's the Hololive thread! And I had some good points about the new collabs. But now? Now I'm just "skippa skippa George!"
JERRY:
(Nods with a smirk)
Sounds like they’re doing you a favor. I mean, when was the last time you had a good point?
GEORGE:
(Ignoring Jerry’s jab, ranting on)
I tried everything! I used caps, sarcasm, even a couple of memes… nothing! Just "skippa skippa" and onto the next post. It's humiliating!
Suddenly, Kramer bursts through the door with his usual energetic entrance, hair wild, and eyes wide with excitement.
KRAMER:
(Out of breath, but grinning)
Hey, Jerry! Hey, George!
JERRY:
(Deadpan)
Kramer, perfect timing. George here just got skippa skippa'd on /hlgg/.
KRAMER:
(Feigns shock)
Oh! You got skippa skippa'd?
GEORGE:
(Frustrated)
Yeah! Can you believe that?
KRAMER:
(Trying to keep a straight face, but failing)
Oh… yeah, yeah, that's, uh, that’s a tough break, buddy.
GEORGE:
(Narrowing his eyes)
Wait a minute… you seem to know a lot about this, Kramer. You’re always hanging around on those threads... Was it you?
KRAMER:
(Quickly, innocently)
Who, me? Oh, no, no, no. I mean, sure, I might dabble a bit in /hlgg/, but I wouldn’t—
GEORGE:
(Pointing at him, accusingly)
It was you! You skippa skippa'd me!
KRAMER:
(Finally cracking, laughing)
Alright, alright! I admit it! It was me! I did it, George, but you were goin' on and on about something no one cared about! It was too much! I had to do it… skippa skippa!
JERRY:
(Laughs)
You got Kramer'd, George!
GEORGE:
(Throws his hands up in disbelief)
I can't believe this! My own friend… skippa skippa'd me! What's next, huh? You're gonna "sage my threads" too?
KRAMER:
(Still laughing)
Oh, I've already done that, George!
George looks mortified, while Jerry just shakes his head in amusement. Kramer is beaming, proud of his handiwork.
JERRY:
(To himself, chuckling)
Only in New York… only on /hlgg/.
