>>8907744Hey it's Fauna with slap my nuts. You're gonna be in a great mood all day 'cause you're gonna be slapping my nuts.
Now look, one slap you're getting nuts. Two slaps? Home fries in a second *POW*. If you add a mushroom, the more you do it, the finer it gets, you don't have to switch any blades!
Now, you love my nuts. Ya hate making it. You know you hate making my nuts. Watch this, one slap, salad! I love my nuts, but every once in a while get my nuts. At least throw it on top of the pizza.
This thing, this tuna? Looks boring. Stop having boring nuts. Look, here's a hard boiled egg. POW. One chop, you add the pickle, you add my nuts. And what you can do, you can mix things together, you add the ham *POW* rrhghjgsgjghgjahrhrhg
You're gonna love my nuts POW. Almonds, walnuts, it's so easy, one finger, if I can do it with one finger you guys can do my nuts with your whole hand. Kids can do it, kids love my nuts.
You know, not only nuts, what about fruit? Put it in my nuts, Faunafaunafaunafaunafauna, look at that, isn't that beautiful?
The reason you're gonna slap my nuts, it's because it's so easy to clean. One, two, and, pops *POW* open like my nuts. Now these other ones that you're seeing in the stores, bacteria gets up in my nuts, you can't clean it. Can't slap my nuts, it's worthless, forgeddabouit *crash*.
Now, take my nuts, put it back together, and you get my nuts. Alright, here's my nuts. The skin, there it goes, the skin is my nuts. You're gonna eat my nuts. This is making you cry, making my nuts cry.
Alright, put my nuts right there, the skin's at the bottom, and look at this, you want a little bit of onions, you don't wanna drag out the food processor, my nuts come right off, you see that?
We're gonna give you the Graty, for my nuts. White nuts, yellow nuts, in the container. Comes with my nuts. And watch this, tacos POW fettucini POW linguini POW martini POW bikini. Look at that, comes with two blades, just bang my nuts. Put it in the fridge, take it out when you need my nuts.
It's for $19.95, but if you love my nuts, within the next 20 minutes ('cause you know we can't do this all day), you're gonna get my nuts absolutely free. So that's TWO nuts for 19.95, the slap my nuts with my nuts. Here's how to order!
