>>88409916NTA, but I almost posted mine as a joke.
For reference, my toenails extend about 2 inches past actual toes, I have long hairs on each toe and there are bulging veins on the top of my feet, which are hairy. Skin itself is pale, with veins giving them a bit of a green tint where they are located. The area on the ankle where foot is connected to the resk of the leg is rough and looks like an average dry elbow. One of the toes on right leg is also slightly crooked and half of it would likely twist into a spiral if left unclipped long enough, but aside from that, they are all seemingly healthy.
Just wanted to let you know.