After spending a long time in these threads trying to discern truth from lies I have come to a conclusion. The best way to interpret these threads is to believe that every single thing any anon posts is true, even things that are blatantly contradictory.
Gura is a good Christian girl who goes to church on Sundays. She also has a boyfriend, even though she is a lesbian who is actually in love with Amelia and Shion, even though both are just kayfabe. She is simultaneously depressed and happier than she has ever been, her parents hate her and kicked her out and also love her and watch her streams.
Amelia is simultaneously a talentless whore who steals all her ideas from twitch and the most creative VTuber to ever exist. Her fans are bandwagoners who already switched oshis while having an unhealthy devotion towards her. She secretly loves Gura while also secretly hating her and leeching off her while trying to distance herself from her to not be a leech.
Ina is boring and her streams only serve as sleep aids, while also being the most talented streamer in all of hololive. She is a chink slave who would rather bend over to her overlords than draw Coco, and she also loves hololive the most out of anyone in her gen. Her fans are obnoxius shits who are the source of all tribalism in /hlgg/, while also existing only in her split. She is a lazy freeloader and the most responsible member of holoEN.
Mori doesn't care about hololive and is only using it to boost her music career, she only dedicates 5% of her time to it. She is also a workaholic who puts heaps of effort towards what she does. Her streams are both great and terrible, she has both the best and the worst membership model in holoEN, and deadbeats are both the real cause and the scapegoat for every bad post in these threads.
Mumei is a whore with multiple boyfriends who is both a famous name with millions of subscribers and a 2view nobody. She is literally mentally retarded while also being an evil genius who is deceiving everyone. She is crippled and will start doing history streams and playing strategy games shortly. She is also the most boring member of hololive, she is also very cute and entertaining.
Pekora is an obsessed bitch who only cares about numbers, and a very charming streamer who gets very invested in the games she plays
Gura, Irys, Risu, Moona, Mori, Suisei, and Azki are all the single best singer in all of hololive.
Every member of hololive is simultaneously the smartest, the dumbest, the best at games, and the worst at games.
The entire ID branch is a mistake. At the same time they are some of the best streamers in hololive and are just massively debuffed by not being EN or JP.
Every member of hololive should graduate. They are also great, cute, and charming.
