>>9389366Then she'll say
>You really came to a con to ask a cute little shark girl that question?The room will become quiet as she continues with a serious tone
>So let me get this straight, dude. Let's meet eye to eye on this, you think I'm gonna answer whether I'm flat chested for what? For you to fly back home to jerk off in your room? You say something like "G-Gura.." in fear as you're sweating bullets
She'll then say "Hey, How about this! How big is your penis? Come on show us!" Are you small or big?
As the crowd stares at you and whispers, you say "W-Well, there's kids here"
Gura snaps back in a low tone, "Screw those kids, you guys don't mind, RIGHT?"
The crowd nervously and cowardly agrees as the kids are confused but curious.
Gura then licks her lips and giggles, "How about this, if you show your dick right now then I'll show you my bare chest, you can even beat off in front of everyone!"
As you unzip and flash your penis, Gura laughs and says "Wow, so tiny.." then yells "GET EM" as a swarm of security guards and police tackle you down. Gura then laughs and says "GOTCHA BITCH!" with the crowd cheering.
You're now arrested and a life-time registered sex offender, anon 
