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yeah its okay. Well when i was a kid my mom used to tell me not to eat playdough but i never listened to her. So i kept eating bits and peices here and there. Eventually it accumalated in my gut. And since my gut was backed up my the dough the acids from my stomach was as well. So one day i got constipated. It was a really bad constipation. Felt like i can shit a thunderstorm on a midget walking in a sewer. Once i sat down i let loose. But that was a mistake. While the crap came out of me like a fire hydrant the curvature of the toilet bowl launched the acid shit back at me. it burned the lower half of my body. And for some reason i had a boner as well. So my legs and peepee was burned to a crisp. I was in the hospital for a few days to recover. I got a medal of honor from Obama. I was never able to walk ever again.
